Funny Joke: Naija Things

[nReporter]

A Nigerian went to pick his date from an airport with his Hummer car. Read below their conversations:

Lady: Wow, you have a big car

Nigerian: ma sista everything in Nigeria is big o!

He takes his date to a restaurant...

Lady: This place is big!

Nigerian: ma sista as I told you everything in Nigeria is big o!

They go to his mansion later on...

Lady: This is Huge!

Nigerian: A a! how many times will I tell you? Tings in Nigeria is big o!

He leads her to the bedroom and undresses..

Lady: Oh my God! That is gigantic!

Nigerian: Ahhh! I already told you everything in Nigeria is big.. As he enters her, he pauses...

Chinekee! Ma sista, are you also from Nigeria!

[Shola Sholaz]

Very funny joke i must tell you.
You just made my morning with this one