Funny Joke: Akpor and his PhD friend

[KingFemzee]

A PHD graduate and Akpors went on a
camping trip, set up their tent and fell
asleep.

Some hours later, Akpors woke up his
PhD friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me
what you see?

The PhD man replies: "I see millions of
stars."

The ordinary man asks: "What does
that tell you?"

The PhD guy ponders for a minute:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells
me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"
Akpors is silent for a moment, and then speaks:
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"Practically.... it tells me that..."The tent is stolen"

[Shola Sholaz]

Hahhahahaha Old but good joke.
Keep it up