Funny! Made in Nigeria English

[emezico]

MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH;

*Abeg dress back.

*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.

*Have they BROUGHT light?

*The FILM is SWEET

*Pls help me SLOW that fan

*Mummy HAVE come

*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU

*Have you paid your school fees money?

*See as you BAFF up

*Put the bread inside LYLON

*I strong KAKARAKA

*Oya come and be going

*I KUKUMA don't have your time

*Shebi you have BB charger

*See how her eye is entering my food

*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?

*I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume.

Pls, add urs...

[Shola Sholaz]

We are simply addicted to very hillarious kind of English Language. we love to twist things we say over here in dis countrx