Funny Joke: Naija police and Roga money

[emezico]

i was driving down the street when a police man stopped my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it.

As usual he wanted to collect "roja"money from me...Then suddenly he saw the big grown dog at the back of the seat with tongue stuck out angrily staring fiercely at him.

POLICE: [shakin] Ah! You carry dog?

ME: [I bone my face] Yes!

POLICE: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where una come dey come from?

ME: From hospital!

POLICE: [feeling uneasy] Ehen! You sick?

ME: No, na the dog o.

POLICE: [Looks back] Why the dog come dey shake im head like dat?

ME: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite person na so e dey shake head o.

POLICE: and the dog know you ooooo?

ME: Yes na, no be me get am?

POLICE: [sweating] This your door how you dey open am?

ME: Open it na, abi u no know as you take
enter.

POLICE: Abeg! Na since I notice the dog I don dey try open am.

[Emmy Baba]

Why the policeman no wait make the dog bite him yarsh. Naija police and Roga money, no be small tin ooo....lol

[Shola Sholaz]

They love Roger than the work they do. May God save them from corruption! It's just too bad