Hilarious Sayings On Facebook

[emezico]

- Guys wey dey always brag abt dia hustle, u hustle reach Judas? Dt guy sold Jesus mehn=)) (Hustle of life)

- Ugly gals getting married every Saturday, the Pretty ones will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous in the wedding pics, waitin 4 Dangote's son

- Shout out to all the girls who feel they need to wash noodles before cooking it. I respect your hygiene.

- I bet Messages from mobile operators in 2050 will say... Dear customer, Get Your wife pregnant today without struggle SMS "CHILD" to 12345

- You are 20yrs old & dating a 52yr old man and den u call him ur baby, is he ur baby or ur ancestor? Smh, ur matter dey Shiloh

- One good thing about been Ugly. At least u would be least considered for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do JUJU na!

... Keep it rolling

[Shola Sholaz]

This is very hillarious I must say. Hahahahahah Text child to .....Very funny is all I can say. God help u o emezico.

[EbukaOkafor14]

Hahahahaha All this one is true o. I believe u die.