Funny Joke: Prayer Points For Boys

[emezico]

*prayer mode activated*

BOYS ONLY

Prayer point 1
My father my Father! Anywhere any girl is planning to use me as a MUGU, God destroy her plans!

Prayer point 2
Oh God! Any girl that is using her breast to confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire!

Prayer point 3
Any girl that has vowed that she would never date me, God make her to see me taking her shopping in her dream. .IJN!

Prayer point 4
Any girl that has slept with 5 different men including me and wants to tie me down with pregnancy that is not mine, God make her forget my name!

Prayer point 5
any girl that is trying my number because her BIS has expired, father God divert my number to kidnappers line!

OYA START PRAYING!

[Folami David]

Boys really need this prayers once in a while. The Girls in Nigeria leave us with no choice but to do this all the time. It has to happen...

[Shola Sholaz]

This is multi hillarious I must say. I must really kudos the writer of this joke. Very creative and marvellous....

[Glory Skales Charity]

Hehehe This prayers wont be answered o. There are better things to pray about joor

[Shola Sholaz]

Prayers should not be wasted like this. There are better and more fruitful things to pray for. Funny one sha