Funny Joke: Lie Detector Robot

[nReporter]

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.

He decides to test it at dinner.
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Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours ?
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Son: At School. Robot slaps son! Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
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Dad: Which one?
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Son: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, I was watching a blue film
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Dad: What ?! When I wasur age, I never watched such films.... Robot slaps Dad!
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Mom: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom!!

Total silence ensued..!!

[Shola Sholaz]

We need this lie detectors in Nigeria. We use it for our politicians during campaigns....We lie a lot in Nigeria!

[harrisonboge]

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.

He decides to test it at dinner.
.
Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours ?
.
Son: At School. Robot slaps son! Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
.
Dad: Which one?
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Son: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, I was watching a blue film
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Dad: What ?! When I wasur age, I never watched such films.... Robot slaps Dad!
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Mom: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom!!

Total silence ensued..!!

hahahaha....so that son is not even the man's real son according to that lie detector maching? funny...

[Shola Sholaz]

I just think it would've been better if the Lying Robot wasn't bought in the first place. It's caused a lot of havoc already...

[harrisonboge]

I just think it would've been better if the Lying Robot wasn't bought in the first place. It's caused a lot of havoc already...

hahaha...have imagine if this kind of lie detector was brought into our country? maybe to the ASO-Rock?

[Folami David]

Lie is something human beings still find themeselves engaged in so if there was a lie detector trully...It would help matters.

[harrisonboge]

Lie is something human beings still find themeselves engaged in so if there was a lie detector trully...It would help matters.

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You are right,especially in the Federal House of Assembly, Abuja!

[Shola Sholaz]

It's a very hillarious joke I must say. Lies are very rampant in places like Nigeria so I'm not shocked. Good joke!

[harrisonboge]

It's a very hillarious joke I must say. Lies are very rampant in places like Nigeria so I'm not shocked. Good joke!

It also exists in other countries but Naija terms to rank very high in lie world rankings...

[Shola Sholaz]

If there was a lie detector in this country....LIES would've reduced greatly!