Funny Joke: Greedy Akpors

Started by KingFemzee, Jan 21, 2013, 04:20 PM

KingFemzee

Akpors n his wife PINKY
received a letter from their
daughter who went to study
modern physics overseas.


SHE WROTE~
My beloved Parents, I miss u so
much & it breaks my heart to
think that by d time i get back,
you will be too old. So, enclosed
you will find a bottle of a red
portion i have invented. It will
make u young, so when i return,
you will be the same age as i left
u.


NOTE: "Pls, take only a drop."
GoodBye i love u! So they opened
the envelope & in
it, is a bottle with a red portion.
The man looked at his wife & says
U go first". So d PINKY takes a
drop, thereafter the Akpors
follows. Indeed d wife turns 5yrs
younger.


Years later, d daughter returns
home 2 to find her mother young
& pretty, carrying a baby on her
back. The mother proceeds to tell
her daughter how d portion
worked & made her look young.
D daughter was happy & asks
after her father Akpors . "Your
Father? Hmmmmm, my child, ur
father was so jealous dat i was so
young and beautiful, so he drank d
whole bottle. Whaaaat? So where
is he?" replied her daughter.
Hmmmm na him dey my back.

Nifemi Donald

Hahahaha This must be very serious then. A bad situation is now on ground for the daughter and it is a sad but funny one.