Funny joke: Man wins lottery Life changes...

Started by pugo, Nov 28, 2012, 03:48 PM

pugo

Life changes...
A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The wife says excitedly, "Oh my god! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
The husband yells back, "It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!")

femifemzy3

LMAO! Very wicked husband. Just because he is now rich he doesn't have a wife anymore. Maybe the wife is trouble too

EbukaOkafor14

Then he has to just get out once and for all else there would be big trouble. This is just a funny and great one.

Nifemi Donald

Their marriage had been one sided all along. That is very clear for everyone to see now.