#Joke: Child Custody

[joker]

Akpos and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody for the child!

The wife jumps up and says, "Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody."

The judge turns to Akpos and asked what he has to say.

AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if i put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash is it?

THE MACHINE OR MINE?"