Joke of the Day: When I went to school I was taught differently

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When I went to school I was taught: 

PUSSY means a CAT

intercourse means GENDER

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

DICK was a NAME

BANG was a SOUND

RUBBER was an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

SCREW was just a TOOL

HEAD means a part of BODY

BALLS means a round TOY

NUTS means DRY-FRUIT

69 was just a NUMBER 

And then I came across all your dirty minded folks, and suddenly my education got ruined.