Funniest Joke: Six Akpos Laughs!!!

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1) A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

2) A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.

3) A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.

4) Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them, Son: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I'm putting petrol on your Mom."Son: "Haauu – Haauu! Which means Mom's engine is taking too much petrol because Mr Zwane has put in yesterday." Mother fainted!

5) A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:"You must DEMAND cash before intercourse, I know him he doesn't pay.

6) An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?

The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"

Which is the funniest?

   A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office; her colleague asked "What happened? You went in happy and came out angry."

She replied, "he asked me if am free tonight? I said absolutely free! Then the bastard gave me 45 pages to type!"

   Two children were in the Doctor's waiting room. The little girl started crying.

Little boy asked her "Why are you crying?"

The girl said "I'm here for blood test and the Doctor is going to cut my finger..."

The little boy started crying too. The girl asked "Now why are you crying?"

The boy answered "I'm here for the urine test!"