Comedy Joke: Ekaite is back again with her English

[yetadem]

1. My god is upsome!

2. Thank God for a brown new day!

3. What is strong with you? (strong kor.. decoder ni)

4. Not all that glitters are goats!

5. Majority carries the volt (volt kor? transformer ni?)

6. May your name be highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing my life (with arrow abi with digger?)

9. Why are people so weekend? (coz they are Friday)

10. Lord! You are the killer dat holds my life!

11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 50naira o!)

12. Look to the window, the principal just passed away  (na you kill am abi?)

13. I am not priding pls

14. Lord let ur wheel be done.