Crazy Joke: Daughter to Father

Started by yetadem, Aug 14, 2015, 08:25 PM

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The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his daughter:

Daughter to father Akpos: "Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Father Akpos' response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."