Hilarious Joke: Alarm

[yetadem]

Akpos's wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone.

The following conversation ensued:

Wife: Honey...

Akpos: Yes? Why are you waking me this early?

Wife: (Points to phone) who is 'Alarm' and why does she call at 5 every morning?

Akpos: (Says to himself) My God! What did I do to deserve this?