School Joke: Ant Question

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Exam Question Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)

A Student's Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ant's Hole.

After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Now Ant will go to dry itself near fire. When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire. Then admit wounded Ant in the hospital. Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.

MORAL: Don't play with students that can do anything for 15 marks!