Joke of the Day: Catch a Grenade

[yetadem]

Akpos and his Girlfriend had a fight and the following conversation ensued between them:

AKPOS: (on his knees) Baby I'm so sorry, I will never cheat on you again!

GIRLFRIEND: I don't believe you! AKPOS: Trust me sweety.

GIRLFRIEND: I will if only you promise you'll catch a grenade for me!

AKPOS: (surprised) I can't do that...

GIRLFRIEND: Then forget it!

AKPOS: Ok... I'll hire a terrorist or Boko Haram member to do it for me.