BP Develops Technology to Convert Lies Into Energy

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Jun 15, 2010, 08:02 AM
LONDON (The Borowitz Report) -- In what is being called a game-changer for the embattled oil company, British Petroleum announced today that it has developed a new technology to convert lies into energy. At a press conference at corporate headquarters in London, BP CEO Tony Hayward said that environmentalists would embrace the new technology "because lies are a totally renewable resource."

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