A funny complaint from a patient to a doctor(Farts all the time)

Started by harrisonboge, Dec 29, 2011, 11:35 AM

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harrisonboge

Dec 29, 2011, 11:35 AM
A conversation between a Doctor and a Patient -Farting All The Time

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem young man?"

Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted for more than ten times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"

"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient was thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

harrisonboge

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Dec 30, 2011, 09:35 AM
Quote from: emezico on Dec 29, 2011, 08:56 PM
Funny piece...lol

Thanks..and do expect more of this soon.Happy Xmas and a prosperous New Year in Advance.
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