A Witness Testifying in Court (funny)

[harrisonboge]

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:

The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"


The witness: "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"

The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."

The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"

The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."

[emezico]

Funny!:)

[Tina lawrence]

You abuse a lawyer in court, you're going to jail dude lol!

[Nifemi Donald]

You dare insult a lawyer in his domain? This individual is in soup but he does not know yet

[Semiauto03]

@ least 4 now its 1-0 in his favour....funny dude

[Sunexx360]

This is dramatic

[Folami David]

he must hate lawyers for him to talk like that.the lawyer will teach him a lesson

[Nifemi Donald]

it is true some lawyers are stupid at times