Funny Joke: Leaked JAMB (English) Exam Questions!!!

[Jobbers]

Fill in the gapJAMB examination questions:

1.Inside Jackie Chan & jet Li who go beat?.........

2.Inside indomie & macaroni,which 1 sweet pass?.........

3.Inside girls & boys,who do amebo pass?.......

4.Inside Mama & Papa style & 4rm back,which 1 sweet pass?.......

5.Inside fowl & goat,who get voice pass?.......

6.Inside Ogboni & Illuminati,which 1 sweet to join pass?......

7.No difference btw agbero & police bcos d both of them they collect money 4 bus stop & they wear uniform.......True or false?

8.Everybody don thief b4......True or false?

9.Inside Politician & yahoo boyz,who girls follow pass?.......

10.Finally,Inside me wey write dis thing & U wey dey read am,who no get work?......

I hope the participants had wonderful examinations!

[emezico]

l like number 7, 8, 9 and 10. To answer the number 10, na the writer and the reader no get work ...lol

[emezico]

Check this out!

If it took GEJ 50 years to trek to Aso rock without shoes, how long would it have taken him, if he wore TOMS?

[Jumoke benson]

Jamb questions oooooo hahahahahaha