Funny Joke: Thy Neighbour's Wife

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A guy has been admiring his neighbour's wife. The neighbour's wife always give him this seductive smile. The guy didn't know how to approach the lady. He's afraid. One day the lady herself met the guy alone in his apartment.

GUY: hi.
LADY: Hi.

GUY: Is everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need little help from u (Smiling seductively.)

GUY: wow! Anything 4 the angel.
LADY: I...I...I...jus t dont know how to say dis. I'll be so ashame of myself if u say no.

GUY: oh my lady. U dont have to. I am ready to do anything 4 u.
LADY: U know, it's been over 3 weeks since my husband traveled...

GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he's around, he has some... (pause for a while) he has some disabilities...

GUY: Oh poor you... You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know u'll be stronger than him...

GUY: Sure.
LADY: Can u help me?

GUY: Wow! Now?
LADY: oh thank goodness! that's why I came to u. Can u help me carry my deep freezer from the parlour to my kitchen.

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Nice one

[emezico]

Hahaha...the dude's hope was dashed. Lol...

[Nifemi Donald]

Next time, he won't admire people's wives...
If he needs a wife, he should go and marry