Funny Joke: AKPOR'S FAMILY NIGHT OUTING

[Emmy Baba]

They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the ALC (Abuja Liaison Company) and requested a cab.

The cab arrived and they opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat they put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.

They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat their parrot.

Mrs Akpors goes out to the taxi, while husband went inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, with him in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, Mrs Akpors doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night for safety reasons.

So, she explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon,

"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, Mr Akpors gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long, " he said, as they drove away.

"That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car.....

[EmekaWilson]

haha..this Akpors family they cause wahala since for here

[Emmy Baba]

No be small wahala ooo...

[Pricyp]

omg!!!! u pple wana kil me, it wil nt wrk......hahahahahaha

[Amynwan]

hahahahahaahahaha this is very funny

[Omolewa akinyemi benson]

The wife caused it.Hahahah

[Davzy folamz]

Anything on Akpos is always funny.

[Mercy esther]

Akpos you too dey talk sha..

[MyInfoStride]

Akpors is a very funny and troublesome guy. He is a joker and a star.