Funny Joke: White man visited Nigeria

Started by emezico, May 14, 2012, 06:28 PM

emezico

A white man visited Nigeria for the 1st time and was taken round the city of abuja by Ambali - a taxi driver.

They drove past an edifice that looked like the world trade centre.

The white man said, "Wow! this building is awesome. how long did it take them to build this?"

Ambali replied, "3 years sir."

The white man said, "that's too long. In my country, it takes just 6 months to build something like this".

They drove past a Mega mall and d white man said, "Now this is what I call magnificent! How long does it take to build this one?"

Ambali at this time trying to be more impressive said, "4 months sir".

"That's too bad. in my country it takes just 2 months for something like this".

Finally, they drove past the 60,000 capacity National Stadium and the white man was awestruck.

He said, "Excellent! world class!. how long does it take to build this?"

Ambali answered, "Oga, as I was coming this morning it wasn't there o!"

HUH!

Naija no dey carry last na....LMAO!

MyInfoStride

Funny and stupid Ambali.... Was he insinuating that the stadium was built in a day?

Saheed Adebayo

Na so na! it's a good joke...I like...though we dey lie plenty but only to create good impression 4 naija...

Omolewa akinyemi benson


Samo gideon


Davzy folamz


Samo gideon

two stupid people.claiming what is not

Jumoke benson


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