Funny: JOKE JOKE JOKE - Wrong Number

Started by pugo, Nov 19, 2012, 12:03 PM

pugo

Pikin dials his home Phone and a strange woman answers.,
PIKIN: "Who is this?"
MAID: "This is the maid,"
PIKIN: "But We don't have a maid,"
MAID: "I was hired this
morning by the lady of the house."
PIKIN: (suprised) "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
MAID: "She is upstairs in
the bedroom with someone who I figured was Her Husband
PIKIN: (Angry) "Listen, would you like to make $50,000 right now???"
MAID: (Curious) Wow, Thats a lots of Money, What will I have to do Sir?"
PIKIN: "Alright, I want you to
get my gun from the desk, and shoot the Bitch and the Jerk she's with in My Bedroom."
MAID: OK sir
(Immediately The maid puts the phone down; Pikin hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone)
PIKIN: (anxious) Have You Done It??
MAID: (eager)" Yes Sir, But What do I do with the bodies?"
PIKIN: "Throw them in the
swimming pool."
MAID: (Puzzled) "But there is no pool in this Compund Sir."
PIKIN: (A long pause and the man says) "Ehmmm.. Is
this 08033623378???
MAID: Nope...
PIKIN: Sorry.... Wrong Number.....
Fans, Between Pikin & Maid, Who is to Blame???

Nifemi Donald

They're both fools.
For wasting lives thry did not give, they'll surely be punished for this.

Nifemi Donald

After murder, then all this confusion? Ghosts will visit them soon. Wicked and Funny