Funny Joke: Warri Boy and Igbo Girl

[emezico]

Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpors: Yes

Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpors: 3 packs

Chichi: How much per pack
Akpors: £10.00

Chichi: And how long have you been
smoking?

Akpors: 15 years
Chichi: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct?
Akpors: Correct

Chichi: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Akpors: Correct

Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked,that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Akpors: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No

Akpors: Where's your Ferrari then???

LMAO!