Funny Joke: The Farmers Cock

Started by KingFemzee, Jan 21, 2013, 03:07 AM

KingFemzee

A farmer buys a young Cock.
As soon as it comes to farmhouse, it rushes & mates all the 150 Hens.
Farmer is impressed.
At lunch, the Cock again matess all 150 Hens, Farmer gets worried now.
Next day, he finds Cock mating the Ducks, Goose & Parrots too.
Later, he finds Cock lying Pale, half-dead & Vultures circling over it's head.
Farmer says: horny bastard, u deserve this!
The Cock opens 1 eye, points up &
says: Sshhh! Don't shout, let them land.

Nifemi Donald

The farmer has made a very big mistake. He should've just stuck to the ones he already have. This is bad.