Funny Joke: Free intercourse

[KingFemzee]

A petrol station owner in Mumbai was trying to
increase his sales.. So, he put up a sign that read,
'Free intercourse with Fill-Up.'

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Soon Pappu pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free intercourse. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free intercourse.

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Pappu guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You
were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No intercourse this time.'
A week later, Pappu, along with his friend, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free intercourse..
The proprietor again gave him thesame story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

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Pappu guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free intercourse this time.'
As they were driving away, the friend said to
Pappu, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free intercourse. '

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Pappu replied, 'No it ain't . It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week! #Lobatan