Hilarious: Animals Facebook status'

[KingFemzee]

If animals have FB or Blackberry account, these are most likely their status:
Poodle: Waiting for my owner to pick me up. Time for saloon
Cockroach: managed to skip from some one's foot step.
Cow: Huh! Again they are touching my bosom, what do theythink I am? B**ch?
Cat: my 7th child is asking who is her dad, what shall I tell her??, I don't even remember. And should I tell her I'm going to eat her?
Mosquito: I am HIV positive this alldue wrong sucking !!!
Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at Chicken Republic. Love you all
Octopus: I have just refilled my ink, hurray!!
Pig: oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu...WTF!!
Lice: oh poo!! I entered wrong hair, smells like urinal bowls!
Goat : Friends, don't go out, Eid holiday is coming
Pig writes a comment on Goat's status: " luckily I am haram"
Goat replies: " don't you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year, ?

[Emmy Baba]

Funny animal updates...laugh won kill mr die

[Folami David]

This is extra-hillarious. I can't imagine how funny it would be if trully animals have their own facebook accounts. Omo Nigerians sabi compose joke o

[femifemzy3]

Animals should not, I mean not be on facebook. That would be AKWARD.
Laughing Out Loud!

[EbukaOkafor14]

This updates would just be very funny if that was the case. Let it just include Human Beings alone.