Funny Joke: Akpors and his gang of robber

[KingFemzee]

Akpors and his gang of robbers went to rub a house at nyt.
Since they didnt hav any gun they decided to giv Akpors bangers to blow at d gate while d rest of them go inside. Atleast dat wil sound like a real gun and scared dpeople.
"Open dis door b4 we break it" Akpors gang thundered
The door was opened. And a man and his wife with their 4 fiece lukin boys wher in d rum.
"bring out ur money"
Akpors at d gate threw one banger and it went off"baaaang!!!
Akpors gang: do u hear dat gun shot? Bring ur money fast or else we wil cal him. He is cal 'THE KILLER'
The wife:Papa Emeka giv dem money o. (Turnin to Akpors gang)Pls we beg u dont cal hm. Dont cal d kiler. Nnemo"
Papa Emeka brot out an evelop containin some money. The gang colected it, nt satisfied wit d amount.They requested 4 mor.
Again Akpors at d gate threw anoda banger and off it went baaaang!!! (each time he threw d banga he would hide himself cover his two ears wit his finger until d banga finish it sound.)
Akpors gang: do u hear dat gun shot frm d Killer outside. We just dont want anybody dead dats why we didnt cal him. If u rily like ursef bring mor money.
Everybody is panikin..
At dat moment Akpors enter.
Akpors: d banger wey una giv me say make i dey blow 4 gate don finish o.
Gang: what? U mean d bulet has finish (eyeing Akpors)
Akpors: whch bulet? I hold gun?
Com see beatin..
Akpors and his gang ar now admited in d hospital.

[Shola Sholaz]

The gang is greedy. They should have left with the money they got. Akpos ruined everything

[Folami David]

They all got what they deserve. They should beat them to coma