Funny Joke: Valentine expenses

[KingFemzee]

It is february 14 and valentines day Akpors
decided to take his girl frnd Ekaite to a Chinese
restaurant. He had ordered her to meet him at
d gate of d restaurant on d apointed date.

Akpors waited for exactly 5 minutes befor he saw his girlfrnd alightin frm a taxi.
The taxi parked and out of it came out Akpors
girlfrnd Ekaite. Akpors couldnt beliv his eyes
when he saw anoda 3 fat fat girls wit big mouth alightin frm d taxi wit his gelfrnd.

His gelfrnd introduc dem to him.
"Baby Meet my frnds Ikechi,Sandra and Amara"
Ekaite said. Akpors was speechless, wit mouth
wide open and nodin his head like agama Lizard.

In his heart he was tinkin (na wao. Which kind wala b dis na.
Dis gel don kill me die o. Na so persn dey die. Dem tnk say i dey pluk money 4 tree. God deliva me o. Four girls over N5,000.God wher ar u.)

They all went into d restaurant sat down in a round table and a waiter, a very clean Chinese guy offer them a book containin d food list, to pick in turn d food they want to buy, u knw dos
chinese food is dificut to pronounce. U only pik
d numbers.

Akpors was d first persn to pick. He picked no 1
and dat was just coke. As a big boy e no fit fulk
up. He got to save mor money 4 d oda girls.

Ekaite was d second to pick. She said: "giv me
no 6 and no 7 and no 8 and then no 23.
Tank u.

Ikechi turn: she(flipin thru d pages of d buk)
give me no 30, and em no 60 and eem em!
no 51 then No 82 no 83 no 84 and and finaly giv me no 90.
Tank u.

Akpors wan faint. But faint no come ..
Sandra turn: she said giv me page 1, page 3
page 6 and and then page 9.

Akpors by now is sweatin profusely.
Amara Turn: she said give me give me,.. Em em
frm page 9 to page 23..

On hearing this Akpors collapsed like a sack of garri.
Akpors! Akpors!! they pour water on Akpors no way.

Akpors is now in hospital Ekaite is feedin hm Milk
and Malt.