Funny Joke: The love letter

[KingFemzee]

A love letter frm a mechanic to a pepper
seller.....

Hello Girl, I want to write u dis letter. Becos
everyday I saw u opposite with my workshop. U
saw me & I also saw u everyday. But I hav wash
u 4 a severally time now. The way ur behaviour
is, nor good for me. I want to take u as a good
garl friend. Because ur beautyfool garl in Dis
our town.

So I luv u like butafly luv a flower.
Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, I want to
talk to u but u don't half tym. Dat is y I
shouldn't came & talk to u. If u tink dat u cannot read d letter, just phone me & gave me d reply or d answer! I am doned. Good byeeeeee.

Yours forever,
Mechanical Engineerer. Ebubedike.


THE LOVELY REPLY:
Dear Ebu,

I rily soprice for ur leta. I saw u wen u saw me
but I shy and I look down.
The way my hart is doin me I want to folo u but
I kannot left my peppe becus this is where I
shop. I want to phone u but you have to
resharge me. Ur leta have rily tosh me. If u come to my compand I will mit u for backayard.

FROM ur hart,
Bintu.