Hilarious: funny facebook status updates

[KingFemzee]

"To hair is human to forgive is design"

"I hate guys with low selves of steam".

"I am a blessing to my generator".

"I am a soccer for guys wit six park".

"My bb charger is no longer walking".

"Anybody who supports this killings is a carnival"

"i tank Gods for d priviLEG of waking.

"Be magnified Oh Lord, you are higly exhausted.

[Shola Sholaz]

Facebook are known for very funny status updates. Especially the ones from Nigeria. Nigerians are comedians