Hilarious: American vs Indian movies

Started by KingFemzee, Feb 26, 2013, 01:25 PM

KingFemzee

1. Chinese have nothing better to
do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like were wolves and vampires. :P

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INDIAN MOVIES :
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry,
whichever wire you cut u'll always choose the right".

3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up, but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

;-)

emezico

These are true facts about American and Indian movies... :D

Shola Sholaz

you are extremely rite.all u said is true

femifemzy3

The writer of this joke must watch 7 of this kind of movies daily for him to know this o. He is telling the truth in a funny way.

femifemzy3

You deserve an award for this joke cos u stated facts and not lies. But i would've loved to hear about Naija Movies