Hilarious: Husband store

Started by KingFemzee, Feb 27, 2013, 02:18 PM

KingFemzee

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a women may go to choose a
husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may
visit the store ONLY ONCE!

You may choose any man from a particular floor,
or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The woman felt good, but she wondered what
other qualities the men on the next floor would
posses, so she decided to give it a try.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.
"Wao! It's increasing", she told herself, "let me try
see the next floor so I can have the best there can
be. She climbs up the stairs and

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going, she could have the best of the best.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to Please.

We are sorry, You can't go back to previous Floor.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have
a nice day!

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

#Lobatan

Shola Sholaz

This joke is so funny.lmao! Wish to see more

femifemzy3

Husband Store is just that hillarious joke I have been waiting for. This is one of the funniest I've read today.

EbukaOkafor14

Husband store? If this was happening now then it would've turned into something else. This is bad.