Funny Joke: CRUSADE! CRUSADE!! CRUSADE!!!

Started by emezico, Apr 29, 2013, 04:55 PM

emezico

CRUSADE! CRUSADE!! CRUSADE!!!

Dortmund christian ministry inconjuction with Bayern Church Of Germany, invites u all 2 a 2-day power packed crusade, tagged Destroying all Spanish Giants & Goliath: Part 2"

FEATURING:
1. Breaking of curses (El Clasico)
2. Freedom from powers (Platini)
3. Humiliation of pride (Jose Mourinho)
4. Overpowering principalities (Lionel Messi)
5. Achieving your destiny & reaching your goals (Wembley)

Host pastor: Rev Robert Lewandoski.
Ministering: Rev pastor & Elder Arjen Robben, Apostle Thomas Muller, pastor Marco Reus & other anointed men of soccer.

Ushering Units :Messi and Ronaldo. Come for a power-packed display as all Giants will be knocked out of your life forever.

COME ONE, COME ALL!!!!

Shola Sholaz

The crusade was very effective. German teams are through to the final now while Spanish teams are out. Too bad i must say

femifemzy3

LMAO! As i read this joke, i just kep thinking of this guys as Pastors.  Very hillarious i must say.