Funny Joke: Lagos Ghetto Questions

[emezico]

A good samarithan decided to give away #10,000 RECHARGE CARD of any network to show my appreciation for the support and love if you can answer all of these questions correctly:

1. Who was Nigeria's first wheel barrow pusher?

2. Who was the first indigenous woman tofry Akara and Yam?

3. What is the full name of the first Nigerian tout (Agbero)?

4a. How much in total did Anini steal during his lifetime as an armed robber?
4b. How much did he give to the masses?
4c. How much did he give to his mother?

5. Who was the first child to trek to school?

6a. Where was the first indigenous madman/ madwoman from?
6b) What was his/her name?

7a. What is the full meaning of the acronym SUYA?
7b. Who invented it?
7c) Who was the first customer to buy it?

8a. Who was the first woman to spend the#1000 naira note?
8b. Where?
8c. When?
8d. What did she buy?

9. As at April 2013, how many mosquitos were in Aso Rock? (give your answer in binary form)

10. Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri without Sugar?
10b) Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri with sugar?

Answer the questions above and win a N10,000 recharge card of your choice network.

Good Luck!!

[Shola Sholaz]

It is very obvious this one does not want to give anything out. Let him just keep his recharge card and load it himself...

[Jafar Anka]

very funny

[Nifemi Donald]

Hahahaha Keep that Recharge Voucher for whoever gets it which i so much doubt. These cannot be answered at all.

[femifemzy3]

First Nigerian to drink Garri and Sugar? Who the hell with know that? Laugh wan kill me die for here o.