Author Topic: FUNNY LOVE QUOTES  (Read 273 times)

« on: Jun 11, 2013, 05:25 AM »
1.You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella. You say that you love sun, but you find a shadow spot. You say that you love the wind but you close your windows. This is why I'm afraid, when you say that you love me too..."

2. You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.-Elayne Boosler

3. Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.
-Malcolm Bradbury

4. My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said,
'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' -Bob Monkhouse

5. I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her
under a jointly shared umbrella.-Jimmy Cannon