FIVE FUNNY SMS SENT...

[harrisonboge]

1. intercourse is like NOKIA (connecting people), like NIKE (just do it!), like PEPSI (ask for more!), like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)

2. If a woman is cold like fish, a man must be patient like a fisherman.

3. When people lose their conscience, they start to look for somebody else's money.

4. Error - this is the right decision taken under bad circumstances.

5. It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

[femifemzy3]

Hahahahahaha This is a legendary joke o. What is this? Pls don't wound me with laugh this afternoon o.

[EbukaOkafor14]

These are hillarious SMSes. Pls stop now else i might faint o. Very funny joke.