Three Funniest Money Jokes

[harrisonboge]

1. There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

2. Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?

3. Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.

[nReporter]

They are funny but the funniest is the third one.

[harrisonboge]

They are funny but the funniest is the third one.

I completely agree with you! 

[Nifemi Donald]

LMAO! What money can cause. Hillarious joke.

[EbukaOkafor14]

Money brings out the best in jokes and comedy. These ones are funny.