Get Understanding - A Woman and A Shopkeeper

[Davo]

Woman: I need a pair of Alligator shoes.

Shopkeeper: I'm sorry we don't have any,

Woman: Well den i will go n catch an alligator n get a slippers for free. Later wen d shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted d young woman standing waist deep in d river, gun in hand. Nearby were 7 dead gators.

Shopkeeper: Wat's happening here, haven't you got your alligator slippers yet?

Woman: Nah all the alligators i bin catching are barefooted!!!

[Davo]