Nigerian Women Are Smart

[Davo]

A plane was about to crash and 3 women were planning how they would be rescued after the crash.

The Jewish woman put on her expensive diamonds... ''the rescuers will see the sparkle and rescue me first'' she reasoned.

The French woman started applying her make-up..'' Well, I hope they see all the colour combination and they get to rescue me first''.

The Nigerian woman stripped unclothed just a few seconds to the crash. ''Why did u do that?'' the other ladies asked her.

''Well, everybody knows that the first thing they look for after a plane crash is... the black box and is right between my two legs.

[Davo]