Funny Joke: MP

Started by emezico, Jul 22, 2013, 08:35 PM

emezico

Officer: What Is Your Name?.
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Modape Pakurumo Sir

Officer: Your Father's Name?.
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?.
Candidate: Moshood Pakurumo Sir

Officer: Your Native Place!
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Makurdi Purum?.
Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir.

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir (Officer angry) What Is It?.
Candidate: Metric Pass.

Officer: so why do you need a job?.
Candidate: M P sir.

Officer: meaning?.
Candidate: money problem sir.

Officer: whats your personality?.
Candidate: MP sir.

Officer: would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?.
Candidate: monacrotic personality.

Officer: I see no wonder. I will get back to you later. . .
Candidate: sir, how's my MP?.

Officer: and what's that again?.
Candidate: my performance.

Officer: MP! Candidate: m-e-a-n-i-n-g?.
Officer: Mental Problem

harrisonboge

Hahahaha....i thinmk the two of them do not know exactly what they want. ;D :D

femifemzy3

The man must be in love with this two letters.  That is all i see in this joke. It cracked me up sha

EbukaOkafor14

A creative and interesting one.
I just cannot stop laughing at this one.
This is just funny.