10 Things American and Indian Movies Teach Us

[emezico]

5 things American Movies Teach Us:

1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball/Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking the U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires.

5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:

1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Don't Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut... You "Always Choose The Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans up His Wound.
4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.
*The Most Hilarious*
5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.

[harrisonboge]

hahaha...this is brilliant...hahahaha

[Shola Sholaz]

This is more than true cos I'm a big fan of their movies too. Chinese films are worse cos all they do is fight and be violent. Indian movies are better...

[harrisonboge]

5 things American Movies Teach Us:

1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball/Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking the U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires.

5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:

1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Don't Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut... You "Always Choose The Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans up His Wound.
4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.
*The Most Hilarious*
5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.

What does Nigerian movies teach then?

[Shola Sholaz]

No matter how annoying Indiand movies are...I still make sure I watch them regularly cos they always make sense with their storylines.

[harrisonboge]

No matter how annoying Indiand movies are...I still make sure I watch them regularly cos they always make sense with their storylines.

hahaha...does it really mean you do not find any sense in story lines of our Nigerian movies?

[Folami David]

Movies can teach u so many things so it just depends on what exactly u choose to learn. Some teach u to laugh!

[EbukaOkafor14]

And as some are tired of watching the movies, some are willing to keep watching. Hahaha