Jeeves, Take Off My Dress

[Davo]

  A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of
the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night
off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just
enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the
party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there,
as several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself
in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into
the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. Jeeves,

she said Take off my dress.
He did this carefully.
Jeeves, she continued.
Take off my stockings and garter.
He silently obeyed her.
Jeeves, she then said. Remove my bra and panties.
As he did this, the tension continued to mount.
She then said, Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again,
you're fired.

[Davo]