Smoking patient

[emezico]

Doctor to Patient.

Doc: Do you smoke?

Patient: Yes.

Doc: How many sticks a day?

Patient: 15.

Doc: How much is a stick?

Patient: N10.

Doc: Which means you spend N150 daily, correct?

Patient: Yes.

Doc: How long have you been smoking?

Patient: 40years.

Doc: Which means you spent: N150 x 365days x 40yrs=N2,190,000. Correct?

Patient: Correct.

Doc: Do you know that if you had saved this money plus the compound interest it would have fetched you a nice Ferrira car.

Patient: Doctor do you smoke?

Doc: No.

Patient: Then where is your own Ferrira?

[Shola Sholaz]

Lmao! The doctor would definately go speechless after that last question.....The patient is definately right but still smoking is bad.

[femifemzy3]

The patient has made a very good point with the last question he asked. The doctor should just answer.