Hilarious Joke - Do Not Urinate Here!

Started by joker, Feb 06, 2014, 05:31 PM

joker

A signboard which reads "DO NOT URINATE HERE. OFFENDERS WILL BE FINED 500 NAIRA" was by a road side. A man was caught urinating at the exact spot by a police officer and their conversation goes thus:

POLICE: Why are you urinating here? Didn't you read the signboard?

MAN: I'm sorry.

POLICE: You'll have to pay a fine of 500 naira

The man gave the police officer 1000 naira and demanded for his change:

POLICE: You'll have to urinate one more time because I have no change.

Jafar Anka