#Joke: The Dead Dog

[joker]

A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.

PASTOR: No, we can't hold a service for your dog in our church. But there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.                  

MAN: But pastor, will that church accept a donation of $ 1million?

The pastor shouted and asked, why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian?