#Joke: Bad Couple

[joker]

A young newly-wed couple were always quarrelling. At last, the wife decided that she will go back to her parents.

She said angrily to her husband, ''I must go to my parents. I can't stay with you again!''

Her husband replied, ''Good! I'm also tired of staying with you. Here, have it; this is the money for your travelling expenses. Now go!"

She counted the money and asked her husband while subbing, ''WHERE IS THE MONEY FOR THE RETURN TICKET?''