#Joke: Dead intercourse

Started by joker, Sep 02, 2014, 07:31 PM

joker

A police officer caught a drunk man having intercourse with a dead woman.

POLICE: Hey, how can you rape a dead person? Are you mad?!

MAN: No Constable, I'm not mad. Me and her had an agreement.

POLICE: What agreement?

MAN: 2 years back, I asked this woman to have intercourse with me and she said "OVER MY DEAD BODY".